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amnesiac

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  1. That Was The Weekend That Was

    Like the bit in First Dates when they nip into the bogs and call their mum/ boys
  2. That Was The Weekend That Was

    How were they showing it in your pub? It wasn't on telly, how does this work?
  3. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    Best Angel. Put her in a sandwich with Victoria Principal and you've got a very sexy sandwich.
  4. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    Under the Table: The Unauthorised Biography of Percy Shaw
  5. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    zero ironic Amazon reviews! thought there'd be loads like the famous Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk debacle.
  6. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    I mean to the extent that whenever I hear the no. casualties in some atrocity I say to myself "that's a number I can live with!" absolutely haunted by it
  7. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    Just seen one of my favourite ever movie quotes on IMDB Kowalski: Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper. Skipper: That's a number I can live with! Good landing, boys!
  8. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    luckily my telly has an autosleep function, usually kicks in when I'm watching cricket for 8 hours, 'press a button or I'll switch off'
  9. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    isn't it more choking to death alone on cream crackers or peanuts and leaving the telly on.
  10. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    issue is more the pretext that I pass you off ... as, could have worded that better.
  11. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    just thinking how I've gone through life without needing to cook for myself, from one care provider to the next.
  12. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    probably get that in MN1 too! he says it never stop raining!
  13. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    everyone's worried he'll get rickets hahahaha my sister/his mum made him buy orange juice and take a photo of it
  14. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    haha I never lived in halls so have no idea
  15. Friday, I'm on Ace! /rejected The Cure Lyrics

    family Whatsapp are all concerned about Nephew 1 who has just started at Manchester Uni with very little life skills. He stayed at my place a week before he left and Mrs A taught him how to fry an egg/ make toast (really)/ cook chicken (very fuckin steep learning curve) now he's just eating fried chicken and frozen pizzas. Might have to send Stumpy as an envoy there as I don't know anyone in MN1.
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