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  1. Tuesday - are we back?

    A punk night at a city pub has been called off after a band named after Newcastle child killer Mary Bell was booked for the gig. The Parisian group 'Mary Bell', which claims to identify with the schoolgirl who killed two young boys in the 1960s, had been due to take to the stage at the Cumberland Arms in Ouseburn in April. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/mary-bell-band-newcastle-gig-15852294 I can only assume whoever booked them at the Cumby wasn't aware of the name.
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    I have no problem with an epidural.
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    Anyway, the builders doing my parents' kitchen floor today found a calender from 1989 behind the now trashed units. It's like a time capsule.
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    An old flatmate taught me that song. It also goes down the drain like a high speed train I was assured.
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    Diarrhoea Diarrhoea Comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum diarrhoea
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    Phall. Which I think is just a way for funny-tinged people to take the piss out of drunk white people.
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    No, it was screwed for me on a desktop as well.
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    Am I the only one with normally functioning bowels?
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    If you eat pulses regularly, they don't make you fart as much. /Burch dietary tips
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    That's because the arse has a memory.
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    /Rejected Gary Numan lyric
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    So, he's into homeopathy?
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    I see it as a health food.
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    Potomania causes a dangerously low sodium level in your blood, called hyponatremia. There are many different conditions that can cause low sodium levels. In potomania, it’s typically a combination of malnourishment and binge drinking over time.
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    I'm not falling for that again.