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  1. Thursdale ➕

    I have to say I had Ted down as a Champions League level Acer/Angster. Wish he would come back. Soon as he made the switch to veganism few of you didn't let it drop, like a bunch of carnivores hunting gazelles on the African plains.
  2. Thursdale ➕

    You were on about going headfirst in a bag of kettle crisps yesterday!
  3. wedlock holiday

    Fun fact: Danny Baker once cropped Bob Marley in a football match forcing him off unable to continue. Baker savagely tackled Bob Marley and mangled his big toe. Cut to several years later and Bob tragically dies of a cancer that doctors say originated from an old footballing injury. Not true. Baker admitted he made it up the tackle bit, and some conspiracy theorists made up the injury thing, so.. Bob & the Wailers played against an NME XI in a charity match, although Baker never did play against them.
  4. wedlock holiday

    54 days till world cup, mark your calender's..mark it taps off.
  5. wedlock holiday

    Well..two teachers went in a week. Can't believe its been that long. http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/6094904.Funeral_service_focus_on_teacher_s_children/
  6. wedlock holiday

    Didn't do metalwork, our woodwork teacher who taught both decided to gas himself one night in his car.
  7. wedlock holiday

    As well as a nice barbecue I'd like to have a outdoor pizza stove. Something like this. https://shop.vitcas.com/brick-oven-outdoor-pizza-oven-vitcas-s-712-p-asp.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvNLI9P7D2gIVxQrTCh0cfwirEAQYBCABEgJF4_D_BwE Although its hard to pick one that wouldn't look like its come straight out of a metalwork class. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=outdoor+pizza+oven&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiSrJS4_8PaAhUPa8AKHRxICAIQ_AUICygC&biw=1600&bih=786 It is nice out-there.
  8. wedlock holiday

    Christ. The sausage gets cooked on the barbecue. The actual finger roll is the same bread you would use for a hot-dog. Its all in the name.
  9. wedlock holiday

    Not at all. Just untuck your polo shirt from out your chinos and your ready for another sausage finger roll.
  10. wedlock holiday

    Its all happening down Oxford in July.
  11. wedlock holiday

    Yeah. Never got on the vape bandwagon. Seemed to be a thing for hipsters. Its basically the equivalent of pipe smoking these days, without the black smog.
  12. wedlock holiday

    Its bombed at the box office pretty hard. Sky has been advertising it pretty regularly. Best of sticking with Twister. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=hurricaneheist.htm
  13. Thread For The Beautiful Game

    Played plenty of local football at primary & high school age for local clubs & school 8-16, seven a side on astroturf, tough as concrete 16-20, saturday/sunday league 20-21. Tried it again basically to make the numbers up couple of years ago for a local team my cousin plays for but realized at over 30 the knees/legs don't work like they used to work before, no excuses but the local pitches don't exactly use sprinkler systems either. What happened to us Ace, we once were warriors etc.
  14. Thread For The Beautiful Game

    The local tip/recycling plant is just under 1,000 meters from the ground. You could probably watch the games from the hill in which the tip is on, its right next to a quarry. #localinfo