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  1. The "Saggy is Great" Easter Weekend Thread

    Just pour the bag down my neck to be honest.
  2. The "Saggy is Great" Easter Weekend Thread

    Probably already on offer, axl!
  3. The "Saggy is Great" Easter Weekend Thread

    Gonna scoff all your eggs on Sunday, axl?
  4. The "Saggy is Great" Easter Weekend Thread

    Pub in the middle of nowhere! Got a pint of Peroni at Piccadilly last night and that was £5.60!
  5. The "Saggy is Great" Easter Weekend Thread

    Just paid £8.60 for a pint of Amstel and a pint of lager (Amstel) shandy! That's a lot, right?
  6. The "Saggy is Great" Easter Weekend Thread

    You in work randy?
  7. Do I have to spell it out thur you?

    The BFG!
  8. Twitter ye not - (or Tweet allergy (or CLFC)) + #INSTA

    That used to be one of my favourite jokes as a kid except it was the "disabled Olympics" swimming competition and the finalists were a man with no arms, a man with no legs and a man who was just a head on a cushion... Dickie Davies interviews them each before the race. He asks the man with no arms how he proposes to win and he says it'll be easy cos he's got big, powerful legs, see? Okay! So he asks the man with no legs the same thing and HE says it'll be a piece of piss because he's got big powerful arms, right? Okay! So finally, rule of threes, he asks the head on a cushion how HE can possibly, possibly win and he's a little bit coy, a little bit smugger than you'd expect from a head on a cushion. Maybe over compensating just a bit, thinks Dickie. He says just you wait and see!!! I tell you one thing, though, I'll have these two for breakfast! So! The starter starts the race, bang, and they're off... And the head streaks ahead! Pow! Like a bullet! He gets to the middle of the pool... The other two are still at the edge... and then he just sinks! Plop. Like a stone. They get the lifeguard to scoop him out with a fishing net. Had one on standby just in case. And he's turning blue! So they do mouth to mouth on him till he comes round again and coughs up a load of pool water. They stick him on a cushion and Dickie interviews him again. He asks him what went wrong given he was so confident and he started so well! And the head turns around and says YES! BUT I GOT CRAMP IN MY EARS!
  9. Do I have to spell it out thur you?

    brie is gross tho
  10. Do I have to spell it out thur you?

    just changing some terms and conditions for an "annual review" product to its new name "ARS" (annual review service).
  11. Do I have to spell it out thur you?

    actually working REALLY hard this morning!!!!!!!
  12. Easter Wednesday

    18 year old ladies with lovely blouses on a level results day!
  13. Easter Wednesday

    The post below is not my post but I think needs sharing. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE LISBON TREATY, THE TREATY THAT COMES INTO FORCE 2020, ITS WORSE THAN THE SO CALLED DEAL, IF 99% OF THE BRITISH THINK THIS THE DEAL IS BAD JUST LOOK AT THE LISBON TREATY. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW, LEAVERS AND REMAIMERS..“What will actually happen if we stay in the EU” is a question no remainer will ever answer but here it is warts and all. 1: The UK along with all existing members of the EU lose their abstention veto in 2020 as laid down in the Lisbon Treaty when the system changes to that of majority acceptance with no abstentions or veto’s being allowed. 2: All member nations will become states of the new federal nation of the EU by 2022 as clearly laid out in the Lisbon treaty with no exceptions or veto’s. 3: All member states must adopt the Euro by 2022 and any new member state must do so within 2 years of joining the EU as laid down in the Lisbon treaty. 4: The London stock exchange will move to Frankfurt in 2020 and be integrated into the EU stock exchange resulting in a loss of 200,000 plus jobs in the UK because of the relocation. (This has already been pre-agreed and is only on a holding pattern due to the Brexit negotiations, which if Brexit does happen, the move is fully cancelled - but if not and the UK remains a member it’s full steam ahead for the move.) 5: The EU Parliament and ECJ become supreme over all legislative bodies of the UK. 6: The UK will adopt 100% of whatever the EU Parliament and ECJ lays down without any means of abstention or veto, negating the need for the UK to have the Lords or even the Commons as we know it today. 7: The UK will NOT be able to make its own trade deals. 8: The UK will NOT be able to set its own trade tariffs. 9 The UK will NOT be able to set its own trade quotas. 10: The UK loses control of its fishing rights 11: The UK loses control of its oil and gas rights 12: The UK loses control of its borders and enters the Schengen region by 2022 - as clearly laid down in the Lisbon treaty 13: The UK loses control of its planning legislation 14: The UK loses control of its armed forces including its nuclear deterrent 15: The UK loses full control of its taxation policy 16: The UK loses the ability to create its own laws and to implement them 17: The UK loses its standing in the Commonwealths 18: The UK loses control of any provinces or affiliated nations e.g.: Falklands, Cayman Islands, Gibraltar etc 19: The UK loses control of its judicial system 20: The UK loses control of its international policy 21: The UK loses full control of its national policy 22: The UK loses its right to call itself a nation in its own right. 23: The UK loses control of its space exploration program 24: The UK loses control of its Aviation and Sea lane jurisdiction 25: The UK loses its rebate in 2020 as laid down in the Lisbon treaty 26: The UK’s contribution to the EU is set to increase by an average of 1.2bn pa and by 2.3bn pa by 2020 This is the future that the youths of today think we stole from them? They should be on their knees thanking us for saving them from being turned into Orwellian automatons, if we escape from control of the EU.
  14. Easter Wednesday

    There IS a widely circulated facebook post that says exactly this (my stepbro has reposted it at least twice) think its starts "IF YOU THINK THE WITHDRAWAL AGREEMENT IS BAD YOU MUST READ THE LISBON TREAY!!!!" Think it also says that from 2020 the british army (and its nuclear deterrent!) will become a part of the european army controlled from DONALD TUSK'S SECRET LAIR!
  15. Easter Wednesday

    That's not banter!
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