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  1. 8 points
    slavestate

    Who da mon?

  2. 8 points
    Univers

    Who da mon?

  3. 8 points
    slavestate

    Who da mon?

  4. 8 points
    Meanwhile... on lessmills.com/forums/ "sitting next to this creepy old topless man who keeps looking at me and then looking away, don't even think he's here for anything"
  5. 8 points
    cuppatea

    Champions League Semi Final Day

    Think yourself lucky, this is what happened to me stood on that terrace earlier in the season.
  6. 7 points
    scaggy

    Who da mon?

    Axl's got a point. History IS just stuff that's happened.
  7. 7 points
    fractal*

    A separate thread for Sunday

    Hopefully the police also kill him in a racially motivated murder
  8. 7 points
    Already Dead

    Tropical Tuesday

  9. 7 points
    Emily

    ELTAQAW

    A pictorial representation of my Hot Space review
  10. 7 points
    amnesiac

    No Bells! Prize for Peace

    I think the best thing ever on Periscope was when Bubz was streaming from a ship and I said it was out of focus and to double tap the screen. Camera switched to front facing LOL
  11. 7 points
    Olly

    Rattle and Mon

    we were on the front row so minimal surroundment but the little girl next to me (can only have been about 7 or 8) kept lifting and lowering the footrest on the recliner, like DZHHHHH.... DZZZHHHHH... finally after about 2 hrs 25 minutes i turned round and whisper shouted STOP IT! at her, she looked absolutely petrified (not my intention) and didn't move for the rest of the film (about 3 minutes). then as the credits were rolling her dad came and picked her up and put her in her wheelchair.
  12. 6 points
    Univers

    Tues Better? Tues Best?

    I call it grenge
  13. 6 points
    Olly

    Tues Better? Tues Best?

    a propos of nothing in this thread in particular.
  14. 6 points
    amnesiac

    Squad Day

  15. 6 points
    scaggy

    Tue York

    I don't really talk to anyone at work, less the gammon who sits next to me mistakes me for an approachable person. I did bump into one person at the aquarium and he later mentioned to someone he'd seen me out with my daughter and I actually had no idea how to deal with that.
  16. 6 points
    Univers

    Tue York

    /Kelis rejected lyrics
  17. 6 points
    slavestate

    Who da mon?

    2009 was me and Jim at Supersonic. Top chap
  18. 6 points
    Zaireeka

    A separate thread for Sunday

    Just been following a interesting thread on Twitter about that subject actually!
  19. 6 points
    scaggy

    Thursed image

    Yeah, would love to stand in the kitchen at 6.30 in the morning, slowly buttering some Might White while staring out the window as the car slowly backs into the the next door neighbour's wall, cursing the handbreak that will once again push me further away from the dream of a new dishwasher...my only escape from my dull sexless life.
  20. 6 points
    April 21 - Dear Diary, joined a Chris Morris themed internet forum today, everyone seems very nice and they all have great taste in comedy. Think I'm going to like it here! April 26 - Dear Diary, one of the regular posters has tragically died of cancer. Everyone's been super nice and supportive of each other but it's quite sad. April 29 - Dear Diary, not feeling too well this morning. Called in. Boss said it was fine, and to just let him know what's happening. May 3 - another one dead at the forum, one of the really good ones, like not just a really funny guy but apparently he was a goddamned superhero irl by all accounts, pancreatic cancer. Off work again, didn't call, couldn't face it. May 7 - why is the world riddled with evil, everything decayed, nothing good lives, darkness covers everything, Derek's getting repeated on More 4
  21. 6 points
    Olly

    A Woeful Wednesday, with Added Despair

    PART THE THIRD Monday, even otter this day if otter be even possible, probably the hottest day of the weekend, easily top three (THAT'S ENOUGH TOP THREE GAGS - ed], went to Cafe Tabac at the top of Bold Street (we really liked Bold Street, felt like a road in St Pauls Bristol or something, really cosmopolitan, vegan restaurants, the lot) for breakfast, full English of course, pot of tea, pint of orange juice, lovely, get it down yer. Legs are proper stiff and feet are killing by this point but we've yet to see any of the museums so we waddle down to the docks and elect to go to the slavery museum because we need cheering up. pretty depress but it does cover the whole deal from soup to nuts in a thankfully thoroughly progressive way, including the continuing legacy on the entire world. Mum was like this is a bit depress and i said yeah that's kind of the point, it's important people understand what happened and is still happening so that you don't get them going "level playing field, just get over it" etc etc and she said well i don't say things like that and i had to concede it was a fairly self-selecting audience i suppose. didn't learn much personally but mum definitely got a few new perspectives so, you know. Had a covfefe and then went in the Tate, some interesting stuff, there's a bit on the top floor with tables full of various herbs and stuff and infusion teapots and kettles and you can make your own blend, good idea! There's a Lichenstein exhibition which i enjoyed and while quite a lot of the rest of the stuff was either absolute bollocks or stuff i simply did not get, you decide, there were some interesting pieces. was about 2.30 by the time we left and so we went back to the Brasco Lounge for late lunch before heading home, i had the macaroni cheese with smoked bacon and it was absolutely fucking amazing, probably the best mac and cheese i've ever had, certainly compared to Morries café. trudged back to the car and headed home we had a lovely time all told and i was very pleasantly surprised by the city and its environs. few too many scousers and karaoke bars but some utterly beautiful buildings and spaces, would recommend to anyone except Kelvin McKenzie (saw one taxi with "Don't Buy The Sun" livery, they take it very seriously and rightly so). FIN
  22. 6 points
    Emily

    A Woeful Wednesday, with Added Despair

    So I’ve got a job. It was so long between putting in the application and now that I’d decided I just wanted to stay at home until Rita was at school so this has thrown me. I’ve accepted and registered her at nursery already, if I hate it I guess I can quit.
  23. 6 points
    scaggy

    ELTAQAW

    Queen - FLASH GORDON OST! The coffee machine at work makes this rhythmic chugging that reminds me of the opening piano bars of the main theme. Every time I hear I go onto IJ and sing FLASH! The boring guy at work always manages to get me when I'm making coffee. "Ah! a coffee drinker!" he says often, because he wants me to respond so he can tell me his boring fact that caffeine actually makes him sleep which is strange because it's meant to keep you awake. I've heard him have this conversation with so many other people, but I just make slight noises and try to ignore him as much as possible. He's so banal. He sometimes tries to get me in the evening, because we're often both the last in the office and he talks to me and I just stare at him blankly then give one word answers. He has the unfortunate combination of both reminding me of my step-dad, who is a twat, and actually being a whole different twat himself. Why won't he stop talking to me? 3/10
  24. 6 points
    Stumpedmolar

    Netflix Recommendation Thread

    can we restrict access to this thread to paying netflix subscribers, please.
  25. 5 points
    GUBE

    Tues Better? Tues Best?

    just realised how hardcore this makes your 'i'd eat the sweetcorn out of her shite' saying
  26. 5 points
    scaggy

    Tues Better? Tues Best?

    Nope! He saw I had some olives and commented on how he'd eaten some in Spain or France.
  27. 5 points
    scaggy

    Tues Better? Tues Best?

    He fuckin done me! :D I'm in the break room, having my lunch and reading. Boring guy sits down. "You don't see many of them around these days!" "what?" "actual books"
  28. 5 points
    scaggy

    Do you call them Mondays or smalls?

    Used to have cheese and jam buttys when we were kids. We'd eat five and look at each/other and say what are you worried about.
  29. 5 points
    Univers

    Republican weekend

    Can’t be Britain, look at the weird taxi
  30. 5 points
    slavestate

    Tue York

    Facebook algorithms:
  31. 5 points
    amnesiac

    Who da mon?

    I already told you lot we had a Charles & Di commemorative biscuit tin that I used to kiss her on right? I used to go into the kitchen and kiss her on the mouth.
  32. 5 points
    amnesiac

    Who da mon?

    400 years before the BBC Sitcom Brush Strokes.
  33. 5 points
    fractal*

    Who da mon?

  34. 5 points
    scaggy

    A separate thread for Sunday

    Morning, just buying some germ blocker, but the shop won't let me order *angry* https://www.riojenesis.com/shop
  35. 5 points
    Univers

    Thursed image

    We get it you're having sex!
  36. 5 points
    slavestate

    Thursed image

    There's some merit to this - I read some Byron, Shelly and Keats and recited it over a hip hop beat
  37. 5 points
    Olly

    A Woeful Wednesday, with Added Despair

    It's Brickleswhamptongs, easy to remember, try this song B is for Brickleswhapmtongs, the name of the one horse village that this song will help you to remember the name of it R is for remember, which this song will help you to remember the name of the village I is for Inkborrow, a town a few miles away nearer Redditch which Shakespeare went to once apparently C is for Cow K is for Kidderminster, a much bigger town in the same county L is for Leominster, pronounced Lemster obviously, that's in Shropshire, or Herefordshire, don't remember, someone do a song E is for Evesham, the town anyone has heard of which it (Brickleswhamptongs) is closest to S is for Social Workers, who are hated in Brickleswhamptongs bcs house prices W is for wankers, the collective name for people who live in Bricklewhamptongs H is for Herefordshire where Leominster might be in A is for Ahhhh, do you see? Ahhh M is for Midlands, the very broad region in which Brickleswhamptongs is located P is for piscine, which is french for swimming pool, an outdoor one of which can be found in Droitwich which is also in Worcestershire which is where Brockleswhamptongs is T is for tea which you can buy in a tea shop in the West Midlands O is for OH! that's where Brickleswhamptongs is! N is for now you know, now you know G is for Great which is how you will feel when you can remember what Brickleswhamptongs is called, it is called Brickleswhamptongs S is for sing this song, sing it with all your heart and you will never forget the name again, that name again is Brickleswhamptongs. and that is the Brickleswhamptongs song which will help you remember the name of the village and some facts about it and its environs.
  38. 5 points
    Gavin 2.0

    A Woeful Wednesday, with Added Despair

    _/\/\_
  39. 5 points
    Univers

    Weekend

    On the beach 🏖
  40. 5 points
    slavestate

    No Bells! Prize for Peace

    Evesham is lovely. Lots of places around here like that. If you catch it right Yeovil is essentially in a dip and from Babylon Hill (!) in a morning you can see something like this - Yeovil becomes invisible, which is no bad thing. This hill is about 2 miles from my house
  41. 5 points
    Alan Sugar Syndrome.
  42. 5 points
  43. 5 points
    for weaknesses you've just put Type 2 Diabetes.
  44. 5 points
    Olly

    Rattle and Mon

    by these guys
  45. 5 points
    Burch

    Rattle and Mon

  46. 5 points
    Zaireeka

    Weekend

    Feel bit bad for the non mental vegans that get brought in to disrepute by association by the morrissey style ones, like bubbs and... think that's it.
  47. 5 points
    GUBE

    FRIball Day

    just passed my board level meeting with full recommendation, in short I'm taking over regional
  48. 5 points
    cuppatea

    Start new Wed

    If we're doing partisan commentary, it seems fitting for me to repost the bit of commentary when I got overexcited about us going down to 10 men and yet still smashing Swindon and I temporarily lost my voice. Hosted on one of the show's technician's SoundCloud page: https://m.soundcloud.com/radiojoshworsfold/oxford-v-a420s-so-far
  49. 5 points
    GUBE

    Champions League Semi Final Day

    His first major work was 'notes from the Underground,' which he wrote in St Petersburg in 1859.
  50. 5 points
    fractal*

    Royal Baby

    Think there's a Son of Sam thing going on with Bagel but instead of telling the boss to kill couples Bagel is just encouraging corporate malfeasance.
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