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  1. 9 points
    muppina

    Uma Thursday

    Submitted my essay! Boom! First unit of my master's done!
  2. 6 points
    scaggy

    Do You Come From A Land Down MON-der?

    3 1/2 years later and I still think about this story.
  3. 5 points
    Olly

    Friddy Cent

    far right third row down was the life model for that Ronaldo bust.
  4. 5 points
    amnesiac

    Friddy Cent

    went on my digital wifi scales today which has profiles set up and it didn't know it was me because of the difference! it was like 'who are you?' I'm like 'IT'S ME YOU SALTY TWAT'.
  5. 5 points
    Gavin 2.0

    TV

    I remembered another annoying trope from biographies (even though I like them), where they'll start a chapter describing the innocuous setting for a seminal moment, e.g. "Dawn's Cafe on Milburn Road was an unassuming 1950s red brick construction, long since demolished to make way for a car park for the nearby Comet superstore - but it was in this very spot on one rainy Wednesday morning that the two members of Black Lace first sat down to pen, over cups of bitter black coffee and egg sandwiches, the very first draft of 'Superman'."
  6. 5 points
    scaggy

    Remember Remember the 5th of January

    ohh just got an offer from the interview from yesterday. Everything's comin' up Scaggy!
  7. 5 points
    GUBE

    Blue (Passport) Friday

    I feel sorry for Olly's mum but I wouldn't go and see her in concert!
  8. 4 points
    amnesiac

    Friddy Cent

    just counting how many things had to come together for that series of events to occur, it's on the same level as life being created on earth.
  9. 4 points
    amnesiac

    Friddy Cent

    Fuckin ell I forgot they lift the duvet to check just amazing
  10. 4 points
    scaggy

    Uma Thursday

    I haven't been able to watch stand-up since I saw my brother do it.
  11. 4 points
    fractal*

    Uma Thursday

    Ace is now the internet's premium Pro-Stringfellow Anti-Radiohead website, and yes we do accept GoatseCoin
  12. 4 points
    Olly

    Wed U Say Nothing At All

    what are we talking here, are we talking very minor tiltage or something a bit more severe: or were you just taking the living piss?
  13. 4 points
    amnesiac

    Tuesday, innit?

    I mentioned this to Scaggy on twitter but there's an amazing vid of an octopus escaping from a ship through a very small gap. I think this is the vid (from reddit) but I can't see it at work so it might be hardcore porn
  14. 4 points
    Olly

    Day 1 of new era

  15. 4 points
    Emily

    Remember Remember the 5th of January

    Had a weird experience in Boots, I was paying so distracted and this little kid, around 3 or 4, ran off with the pram, baby and all! He just charged down the shop with it then launched her into shelves. Luckily a guy caught the pram before the collision. I’m chasing down the aisle after him. All over in seconds but I’m half shaken, half can’t stop laughing. It’s one of those things that could have been really bad but wasn’t so just leaves you feeling really weird inside.
  16. 4 points
    Gavin 2.0

    Remember Remember the 5th of January

    Having a quick coffee with this one Tell me are you locked in the punch?
  17. 4 points
    Gavin 2.0

    Remember Remember the 5th of January

    LOOOL *Suggs sidles up to Liam backstage* "Hello again mate, I've just heard from a little birdie that Noel's going to be singing lead on Wonderwall tonight? Surprised you agreed to that, I must say! Still, should be a good show eh."
  18. 4 points
    fractal*

    Little Wed Widing Hood

    I only eat sugar the healthy way with carrots and loads of ghee
  19. 4 points
    Gavin 2.0

    Tuesday 2 January

    Afternoon listening: Drop 26 Boys by Bros
  20. 4 points
    Olly

    Tuesday 2 January

    and left to my own devices I probably would!
  21. 4 points
    Stumpedmolar

    The Dead Zone

    Jesus. Just been out for an early Thai but it was "fully booked" and the big nosed French idiot who runs the local Thai refused to squeeze us in even though he obviously easily could... So instead ended up in the Indian we've never been in! Place was totally empty! Ordered a load of food... Waiting for some pops (poppadoms) ... the waiter / owner dude who was just sort of hovering... Lets out this MASSIVE burp... BIT RUDE. Anyway, kind of ignored that... Pops come... Guy lets out another massive burp... Long story short... The guy proceeds to belch through our entire meal... Really ostentatious comedy burps in an otherwise empty restaurant...Probably at two minute intervals... Culminating in three rapid fire burps aa we were finishing off. Really, really off-putting.
  22. 4 points
    amnesiac

    The Dead Zone

  23. 4 points
    amnesiac

    Christmas Wednesday

    wrong window mate
  24. 4 points
    Burch

    Christmas Wednesday

    I was just thinking, I'd really like to read a three year old article about a barely significant study.
  25. 3 points
    Burch

    Tueday is your day bro

    An unusual sight on Tynemouth pier. Or some sort of warning about VERY BAD THINGS!
  26. 3 points
    scaggy

    Tueday is your day bro

    The doctor who's looking after my dad has just sat next to me on this bench in the train station. I've got 3 crem egs for a quid here. I want to offer him one but I'm not sure of the etiquette as 40 minutes ago we were talking about my dad's colon.
  27. 3 points
    GUBE

    Happy Weekend

    went for nice walk - train to Wellington, over the Wrekin, down into Leighton, saw some of the most odious pimple-faced junior toff simpletons ever coming back from a shooting party, onto Ironbridge (see pic), the west of England guys, nature's Alton Towers imo
  28. 3 points
    fractal*

    Friddy Cent

  29. 3 points
    fractal*

    Films

    Richard Burton. He got banned from the BBC for saying it
  30. 3 points
    slavestate

    Wed U Say Nothing At All

    Are they looking for part-time work?
  31. 3 points
    Univers

    Day 1 of new era

    This girl i know is spamming tf out of Insta with her new baby, buying loads of stuff, massive quantities of infant consumerism, all the threads, little baby outfit of the days, the only problem is that the little girl looks like Karl Pilkington
  32. 3 points
    scaggy

    Day 1 of new era

    It's more about the experience than the piece. I took part in a Bill Drummond music piece where someone recorded five different groups from five different religions in a 5 km radius. We each sang 5 minutes of one note that was meant to make up C9, but we only had the reference pitch at the beginning. The 5 recordings where then put together and played once before being destroyed. It was a really interesting experience and really highlighted the dry irony of life.
  33. 3 points
    Gavin 2.0

    Day 1 of new era

    Had a shit weekend to be honest, zero human contact beyond financial transactions, attempt at going for a nice walk on Saturday to clear my head just resulted in a series of minor annoyances leading to further rattlement, not even any good news about the chocolate oranges.
  34. 3 points
    amnesiac

    Remember Remember the 5th of January

    even the most basic vego soup can be taken to the next level by putting in a bit of double cream at the end and everyone thinks you're some kind of soup genius. I used to think 'cream of tomato soup' meant 'best tomato soup' but it literally means cream.
  35. 3 points
    I heard Noel Gallagher on Six Music before christmas talking to Lamacq about his fortieth birthday. He's a massive massive Seinfeld fan, so for his birthday as a surprise his missus (she's quality, she's top notch) organised front row tickets for Jerry Seinfeld in New York. After the show she announced she'd made friends with Mrs Seinfeld and arranged for him to meet Jerry himself. He said they all ended up in this tiny lift to go to the backstage area, no bigger than a phonebox, him, his wife, and the Seinfelds, with Jerry Seinfeld obviously not having a clue who Noel Gallagher was and not remembering that the whole thing had been set up, and Mrs Seinfeld saying 'You remember Jerry, I TOLD you about this.' and Jerry being like *partridge shrug*
  36. 3 points
    muppina

    Tuesday 2 January

    I've got a gig in February, so that's exciting.
  37. 3 points
    Mimsy_woo_woo

    Twenty eighteen

    Happy new year Acers.
  38. 3 points
    scaggy

    The Dead Zone

    Glad I watched Jason and the Argonauts now.
  39. 3 points
    muppina

    Christmas Day day

    Just had bubble and squeak, it's pissing it down in Cornwall. The baby had a lie in! Happy Christmas.
  40. 3 points
    Emily

    Blue (Passport) Friday

    Got an interview for that job that was supposed to be interviewing this week
  41. 3 points
  42. 3 points
    GUBE

    Films

    Into Great Silence in 1984 the director wrote the Carthusian monks at Chartreuse to ask if he could film them for a documentary. they wrote back: not now. maybe in 15 years. 15 years later he goes back and films their daily life over the course of 4 months. the Carthusians are contemplative order of hermits who live in cells and are mostly silent, aside from chants and prayers. most of the film is just watching from a distance, enjoying the rhythms and repetitions. he had to shoot under strict rules: no artificial light, no interviews, no crew. while technically no masterpiece, it's a labour of love and it shows. it's really beautiful and slow, like taking two codeine and sitting in a garden on a nice day but without the constipation afterward. and the blind monk at the end is great. still, prefer Jesuits. 8.5/10
  43. 3 points
    Shoebox

    Christmas Wednesday

    We've also got a bigamist who's on the run from Russian bookies on my dad's side of the family. But I know fewer facts about that.
  44. 3 points
    Burch

    CraigBot: Fatal Error

    Ahhh!
  45. 3 points
    Burch

    Christmas Wednesday

    Subtle innuendo follows Must be something inside
  46. 3 points
    Univers

    Christmas Wednesday

    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/dec/20/melbourne-miracle-1998-dead-rubber-fourth-ashes-tests-england-australia “I remember going out to bat in the first innings and I was feeling on top of the world,” he says. “I walked past Steve Waugh, who was at square leg, and he said: ‘You’re an absolute effing embarrassment. You’re in your thirties and you’re just making your debut. You should be embarrassed.’"
  47. 3 points
    Olly

    Christmas Tuesday

    slaveo
  48. 3 points
    GUBE

    Christmas Tuesday

    met Scaggy Newwife, A+ wife
  49. 3 points
    scaggy

    Christmas Monday

    They'll be plenty of jel
  50. 3 points
    Burch

    Weekend

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